Finally there seem to be a thin ray of hope for our King of Good Times Dr. Vijay Mallya. We all know that the owner of Kingfisher Airlines is going through a rough patch with the Airline’s staff on a strike for not receiving any payment for a long time, To add to his woes, the airline’s flying license was suspended as it was not meeting the safety norms of the Airports Authority.
Sources claim that Dr. Mallya is currently busy with the Formula One Grand-prix. In reality, it is believed quite strongly that the ‘King of good times’ is spotted near the Himalayas and is believed to be under meditation for a long time. According to sources, he was advised to do the same by our very own Yoga Guru Ramdev Baba. He further advised Dr. Mallya to change the name of his airlines from the current “Kingfisher Airlines” to “Penguin Airlines” as the former was clashing with ‘Vaastu Shashtra’ as well as ‘feng-shui’.
Dr. Mallya was initially reported to be obstinate about changing the name of the airlines but after a heated argument with the Management and the staff, he decided to let go of the Brand name “Kingfisher : fly with good times” and decided to go with ” Penguin : because we don’t fly anymore”. And without doubt one can see that the airline is slowly gaining its momentum with the kingfisher Employee Union calling off the strike and agreeing to resume work with immediate effect.
Dr. Mallya also ordered his son Mr. Sid Mallya to immediately start shooting for a ‘Sorry Card’ along with the Kingfisher Model’s calender shoot with his bevy of beautiful models.